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28 February 2012 @ 09:06 pm
Vacation  
Just once, I'd like to go somewhere sunny and tropical and not get stabbed, shot or beaten up. Is that too much to ask?
 
 
 
Jean Grey: Mind Readerx_jeangrey on February 29th, 2012 03:23 am (UTC)
A place called Kokomo?

I'm tired of people using the concussion angle to take out the telepath. I feel like I have a bump the size of a coconut on the back on my head.
Garrison Kanex_dominion on February 29th, 2012 07:22 am (UTC)
I got stabbed! Right here!

I'll trade you the bump on the noggin.
Jean Grey: Oh Goodx_jeangrey on February 29th, 2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
Well, if its on the opposite side you got stabbed at during Madripoor at least the scars will be symmetrical?

Besides, chicks dig scars. You can tell them you got stabbed by the minions of a ignorant, maniacal jackass. Which...pretty much sums up most of the people we encounter so some distinction might need to be made. But you did save not one, but two damsels. So all in all ultimately a good day for the home team. Despite the scars and souvenirs.

Hmm...days-long head-splitting migraine, dizziness and nausea verses gaping hole, stitches, and an arm in a sling...neither of them sound particularly win win. I'll take option three: that sunny tropical area you were talking about.
Garrison Kanex_dominion on February 29th, 2012 03:31 pm (UTC)
I already have scars. They don't help. Trust me on this.

Screw it. I'm going to go soak in the beach room.
Jean Grey: Contentx_jeangrey on February 29th, 2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
They've worked on me in the past but I guess it depends on the person.

Have fun.
Sooraya Qadirx_dust on February 29th, 2012 10:44 am (UTC)
Sorry Mr. Kane....

Garrison Kanex_dominion on February 29th, 2012 02:29 pm (UTC)
It's not your fault, Sooraya.
Jean Greyx_jeangrey on February 29th, 2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
He's right. What Sayyid did was his own doing and his alone.
Warren Worthington III: disbelieving.x_highflying on February 29th, 2012 11:56 am (UTC)
I think you're going to the wrong vacation spots.
Theresa Rourke Drake: irritatedx_siryn on February 29th, 2012 02:37 pm (UTC)
Yes.
Adrienne Frost: sunglasses talkingx_adrienne on February 29th, 2012 04:05 pm (UTC)
Perhaps if you stopped vacationing in places like Madripoor, Attilan, Pakistan, and India?

That being said, you up for going to Florida next month for a couple days to watch some ball? I can't guarantee that I won't beat you up, but I will guarantee that I won't shoot or stab you since I'm not allowed to carry or use weapons.
x_korvus on March 1st, 2012 03:54 am (UTC)
Oh, Madripoor is no place for vacations. That is true. India is not so bad, however.
Garrison Kanex_dominion on March 2nd, 2012 02:26 pm (UTC)
I have some vacation time coming up, yeah.
Adrienne Frost: grin blue shirtx_adrienne on March 2nd, 2012 03:53 pm (UTC)
Excellent! I'm going to book things! except you have to pay me back I've never not had an assistant to do this sort of thing for me though so we may end up getting stranded somewhere if I screw it up, so be prepared for that.
Jubileex_jubilee on March 1st, 2012 01:02 am (UTC)
I suggest changing travel agents.