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Garrison Kane
26 May 2016 @ 01:18 am
I'm told my DR performance went viral. Is viral still a thing? I'm old and forgetful now.

I would like to mention that I offer advanced hand to hand training on request. So, after the bruises heal, if you want some private tutoring, let me know.
Garrison Kane
07 April 2016 @ 03:35 pm
...is both International Beer Appreciation and International Beaver Appreciation Day! As a result, I will be holding a parade in my own honour between here and Harry's.
Garrison Kane
11 March 2016 @ 02:00 pm
But Adrienne and I were at a kind of fancy dinner party last night, and I ended up talking to this guy for a bit.

We're down in Florida for the weekend for Spring Training. Or 'flashing as much cleavage as possible to disgusting Red Sox players' as Adrienne seems to think it is.
Garrison Kane
04 August 2015 @ 01:11 pm
If anyone needs anything, I'll have my phone. Adrienne, sorry I had to rush out. Plane was waiting. Blame Fred's shitty ticket booking. I'll call you once I'm back on the ground.
Garrison Kane
19 June 2014 @ 03:15 am
I'm going to be a little out of touch caring for a girlfriend with a bum leg. That she dropped a motorcycle on.
Garrison Kane
02 October 2013 @ 11:00 am
Going into the city for a few hours. Let me know if anyone needs anything?

Also, can we get these random animals under control? This is the third time I've come home to a ginger tom sleeping on top of my moosehead in my room. The door was closed and Adrienne hates cats, so I have no idea how it keeps getting in!
Garrison Kane
28 February 2012 @ 09:06 pm
Just once, I'd like to go somewhere sunny and tropical and not get stabbed, shot or beaten up. Is that too much to ask?
Garrison Kane
20 August 2011 @ 04:40 pm
Well, this has been an epicly shitty week. If anyone needs me, I'm going to spend the next couple of days in the city. Paige has all the DR programs tuned up and ready, and I'm not on comms for a few days. So, call me at the office if you need me, but unless we're talking about some nutjob trying to turn China into a thousand square kilometres of compost, don't call.
Garrison Kane
07 May 2011 @ 02:26 pm
You know what I love about my job? Getting called on a Saturday to go into the office without any explanation. If anyone needs anything from the city, I'll be heading out in fifteen.
Garrison Kane
08 March 2011 @ 11:32 am
Alright, next time I'm injured, I'm self medicating. I've got a headache worse than any three hangovers I've ever had combined, without the enjoyment of the wild, barely remembered night that possibly involved a traffic cone, a case of kiwis and a stripper named Candy beforehand. What the hell are those painkillers meant for; walrus surgery?

Thankfully, I have been moved out of the hands of Nurse Ratched and back to my room before she could make good on her threats of colonic irrigation. I'm off work and the team for the next little while due to that minor breaking all the bones in my hand thing, but I'm assured that my healing factor will return it back to full function and I will be able to play the piano.

Which I'm excited about, because I couldn't prior to the injury.